A weekend so legendary it probably voids your warranty. 10 of the most handsome, questionably athletic, and aggressively confident golfers Vermont has ever had the misfortune of hosting.
Play Bad · Drink Worse · Leave With Stories You Can't Fully Tell
IYKYK — if not you will find out or not
The legend of the Bang Bang Shrimp Cup wasn't built over years of tradition, careful planning, or even decent golf. It was born in chaos… and deep-fried glory.
It all traces back to that year — arguably the first real trip, before there were rules, before there was a name, before anyone realized what they were about to unleash.
Enter Chris "Sasquatch Sharpshooter" Orlandella.
Somewhere between a questionable tee shot on the front nine and a completely unexplainable par save, Chris made a decision that would alter the course of history. At the turn, while most of the group was debating beers or maybe a hot dog, Chris locked eyes on the menu and saw it:
One order became two.
Two became… well, no one's entirely sure.
By the time the group made the 19th hole, Chris was still going. Plate after plate. No hesitation. No remorse. Just a man, a mission, and an alarming tolerance for spicy mayo.
Others insist it was more.
Some say he ordered one last round "for the road."
A few believe he actually did.
What's not debated is this: that performance crossed from impressive… to concerning… to legendary.
Not about scorecards. Not about handicaps.
But about excess.
About commitment.
About doing something so outrageous it demands to be remembered.
Live leaderboard, round scores, matchups, hero picks, and special holes. The full competitive picture.
Interviews, stories, blogs, and shot videos from your personal embedded reporter — Franky Foreplay.
Tee times, courses, departure times, and everything you need to not be the guy who makes everyone late.
Side bets, prop bets, degenerate bets. Post yours and let others ride. The Sasquatch Sharpshooter approves.
Beer Pong, Flip Cup, Bounce Ball, and the legendary Rumble Die. Tournament brackets tracked here.
10 bios. 10 handicaps. Varying levels of ability, matching levels of confidence. Know your competition.
All entry fees collected. Everyone paid up. Chris can stop counting.